Agency: Monkeying Around

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Agency 3: Monkeying Around
Michelle Hasker
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Copyright ©2008 Michelle Hasker

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“I can’t believe you didn’t bring your monkey along.” Chase Montgomery leaned back against the leather seat and studied her.

“I’ve told you enough times that I don’t have a monkey.” Jessica Ward crossed her arms. “What can I do to prove it to you?”

“Show me the monkey.”

“You know, I don’t need this right now, Chase. I’ve got bigger fish to fry and I don’t need to deal with your idiocy.”

“My idiocy? You’re the one holding out on me. We’re partners now, honey, and I think along with that tight new bond we have should come trust. I need to know about this monkey. I didn’t imagine it and you know it. Where are you hiding her?”

“Her?”

“A male monkey wouldn’t kiss me.”

“Why not?”

Chase’s mouth dropped open in disgust and his eyes widened to the point he looked comical. His expression made her laugh so hard, she cried.

“I did my research. Pygmy chimpanzees are very sexual creatures. It had to be female to kiss me like that.”

Jessica slid to the edge of the seat and reached into the small refrigerator, letting her hair fall down to cover her face as she tried to hide more laughter. “I take it your research says there are no gay pygmy chimpanzees?” She giggled again, and decided to tease him to see what kind of reaction she could get from him. “What makes you think it’s a pygmy chimpanzee and not an ordinary chimpanzee? Hell, she might not have even been interested in you.”

“She was too ridiculously friendly and sexual to be a chimpanzee. And even though she weighed a ton, she was tiny in size.”

Jess choked on her own spit. Weighed a ton, huh? I didn’t hear you complaining when I rode you the other night. Jerk. Coughing, she grabbed a bottle of water and closed the fridge.

“Her face was too dark for a regular chimpanzee.”

After she took a sip of water, she tried again. “And how do you know so much about pygmy chimpanzees?”

“I researched them. Pygmy chimpanzees, or the Bonobo, are found deep in the jungles of the Congo in central Africa. They’re not as aggressive as their chimpanzee cousins, and, in fact, are friendlier, enjoying a more peaceful way of life.”

“You sound like a book, Chase.”

“Why don’t you just confess? Where’s the monkey? How did and do you hide her?”

“You need to get over this. Besides, just because Bonobos love sex, it doesn’t mean the monkey that kissed you was one.”

“How do you know so much about this monkey if you don’t have one?” Chase leaned close and stared into her eyes.

“I have a brain and a pretty good thought process, if I do say so myself.” She tapped her finger against her forehead. “It’s a little monkey and it kissed you. Therefore it had to be a female and lusting after you, a human male.”

“Exactly. I saw a lot of photographs of them, and they were mostly in various sexual positions.”

Jess set the water down and moved closer to Chase. “Does that mean I have to compete with a monkey for your attention, Chase?”

“No.” He grinned and slid his hand on her lap. “The idea has some merit, though.”

“I agree. What do you say? Wanna act like the Bonobo and fuck?”