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Do mermaids have orgasms? Who knows, but she’d better find out quick before she exchanges her girly bits for fishy slits.
A mermaid who can’t swim? What could be worse?
When Samie McIntyre finds out she’s about to turn into a mermaid, a legacy of her selkie father and mermaid mother, she realises she has one major problem. Well, er, maybe two… First, she can’t swim. And second, she has aqua-phobia. What good is a mermaid who’s afraid of the water? As far as she can see, there’s only one thing to do. Talk the sexy Jonah Billings into teaching her to swim.
And if she can convince him to indulge in a bit of horizontal wrestling before she becomes a pickled sardine, so much the better.
Editorial Reviews:
From Two Lips Reviews
Sink or Swim is a fantastic story that you definitely don't want to miss. Alexis Fleming has such a smooth writing style that the dialogue just flows beautiful and doesn’t miss a beat. The humor is second to none and the chemistry between Jonah and Samie is delicious.
From Anita - Romance Junkies
Hilarity and passion combine to make Sink or Swim a memorable story that is leaves you smiling.
From Krista - Coffee Time Romance
Sink or Swim is one sizzling hot story!...
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Excerpt From: SINK OR SWIM
Okay, time to drop the final bombshell, Samie.
“I want to have sex. Lots of sex. Hot monkey sex that blows my brains. As often as I can get it, or rather, as often as you can get it up. I want you to be my fuck buddy.”
He paused in his exploration of her ass, transferring his hand to her hip. “You wouldn’t happen to be a virgin, would you? Is that what this mad desire to have sex all the time is about? Lady, I don’t do virgins. Too much responsibility.”
She reached around, grabbed his hand, and placed it back on her butt cheek. “No, I’m not a virgin, but there hasn’t been anyone for the last eight months. I’ve wanted you since I first met you, but you never put the move on me. So I’m doing it for you. Figured you were too shy.”
“Not likely! You never gave me any indication you wanted me. Hell, I would have been all over you like a rash if I’d thought that. Plus, it’s kind of difficult to put the hard word on someone when momma is always around.”
Samie rolled her hips again, creating friction just where she needed it. Jonah lifted his lower body to meet her, imitating her movement. Moisture pooled between the swollen lips of her pussy. Her clit set up an ache that only making love with Jonah would ease.
“Well, mother is gone and I need lots and lots of sex right now, and, baby, you’re it.” She dipped her head and outlined his mouth with the tip of her tongue.
“Whoa! Hang on a bit. Why now? What is it you’re not telling me?”
She sighed. “You haven’t been listening to me. I want to have some great sex before I turn into a mermaid and have nothing but a slit instead of a pussy. Hell, I don’t even know if mermaids are capable of having an orgasm. If I’ve gotta turn into a fish-breath, I want to remember what it was like to experience all the bells and whistles of a truly mind-blowing climax.”
He stared at her, his eyes opening wide and his mouth starting to twitch. “A slit instead of a…” He started to laugh. Great belly laughs that bounced Samie on his stomach.
“Damn it, Jonah, this is so not funny.”
Before she could say any more, he suddenly rolled them over until Samie was on her back and Jonah was leaning half over her. He tucked his head into the hollow of her shoulder and held her tight as the chuckles took hold again.
His warm breath tickled her neck. Shivers trembled down her spine. The blood in her veins felt molten hot, burning her from the inside out. She turned her head towards him, pulling back so she could see his face.
“Jonah?”
When he looked at her, Samie swooped, fitting her mouth to his. She trailed her tongue along his bottom lip, lapping at the sensual fullness. God, he tasted so good.
She nipped at his bottom lip. He groaned and opened his mouth. Samie deepened the kiss, sliding her tongue in to tangle with his. That was all the control Jonah allowed her. He became the master, taking her mouth in a drugging kiss. Thrusting with his tongue then withdrawing. Teasing her with the rhythm he established.
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